Saturday 18 October 2014

Hot Stuff


Did you know your Sims can set their house on fire just by eating a bowl of chilli?


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Lesson learned...


Sunday 12 October 2014

Man Candy


Yanno I don't create new Sims that often. For me, the best part of the game has always been the actual playing part, and I tend to not really bother with Create a Sim unless I have a particular image in my mind of what Sim I want to make (or unless I have some natty new custom content to try out).

Anyways, on this occasion (and with a bunch of new sliders in my arsenal) I felt inclined to work on crafting a particular favourite character of mine from the world of TV (and books).

And here he is:


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Now if I've done a good job I shouldn't have to tell you who he is, but I will anyway. Tis Jaime Lannister from Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire, as portrayed by the delectable Nicolaj Coster-Waldau:

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Jaime Lannister is my favourite character in GOT so I couldn't resist making him.
Like most people, to begin with I thought he was a MAHOOSIVE scumbag and general bad guy, but then Season 3 came around and I just loved his time with Brienne and thought his story arc was incredible, and it completely changed my opinion of him.


 

Image and video hosting by TinyPic Already I can feel myself falling for the Sim version of him a little bit too...


Image and video hosting by TinyPic Now sadly I don't have any sort of medieval-type world to plonk our Kingslayer in, so instead I have had to modernise him a little and, erm, he now works as a Lifeguard.


Image and video hosting by TinyPic What? It made sense to me. Plus it means he gets to spend him time looking all swoonsome whilst running to various emergencies...


Image and video hosting by TinyPic ...swimming around in his trunks...


Image and video hosting by TinyPic ...sunbathing on the beach...


Image and video hosting by TinyPic Yeah... I'm just gonna leave this image here.


Image and video hosting by TinyPic Yep, it seems like my Jaime Lannister Sim is pretty darn popular, not only with me personally but also with SimFury.


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I swear I don't just plonk my Simself into all my games in order to perv on all my Simmies, it's just a happy coincidence...


Image and video hosting by TinyPic Good luck with your pursuit SimFury, just don't go snooping on any of Jaime's secrets or he might end up pushing you out of a window or something...


Friday 10 October 2014

Cold Shoulder, Hot Other Parts

Image and video hosting by TinyPic You know you make a nice Elsa Sim and you think it'll be all lovely- just frolicking in the winter air, making snowmen, accidentally turning people into ice...


Image and video hosting by TinyPic But no. In my game things never work out as planned. Case in point- my Elsa likes to spend most of her time pointing and laughing at people. I have no clue why! She doesn't even have any mean traits...


Image and video hosting by TinyPic However I don't think I'm in the best position to judge, because my Simself isn't setting a very good example of perfect Simmie behaviour herself. 
SimFury is Elsa's roommate, and she seems to spend most of her time tormenting the poor snow queen.


Image and video hosting by TinyPic But I wouldn't feel too bad for Elsa though, she has ways of defending herself...


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Image and video hosting by TinyPic OH THAT'S NICE. I expected being frozen, but the icy fatsuit- is that really necessary??


Image and video hosting by TinyPic Elsewhere in the Simmieverse Grim wasn't faring much better in terms of his social interactions.
It's not too surprising though, I don't think many people react well to Death, particularly when he's as socially inept as my Grimmy is.


Image and video hosting by TinyPic When he wasn't busy troubling the minds of everyone he met Grim liked to PAR-TAY.


Image and video hosting by TinyPic He also liked to inappropriately kiss random women in front of their husbands.


Image and video hosting by TinyPic It never ended well...


Image and video hosting by TinyPic Naturally Grim was pretty upset with his romantic failure, so when he got home SimFury was quick to help comfort him.


Image and video hosting by TinyPic Urm, perhaps my definition of 'comfort' is a bit more tactile than most peoples, and it happens to involve mutual backrubs...


Image and video hosting by TinyPic And kissing... *shifty eyes*


Image and video hosting by TinyPic You know what, I would apologise but it really wasn't my doing. SimFury is a roommate so I have no control over her, and as I have mods that enable a whole host of spontaneous woohoo fun these things are bound to happen.


Image and video hosting by TinyPic Er, Elsa? You might want to vacate the room...


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Image and video hosting by TinyPic Yep, we're going to need some brain bleach to get that memory out.


Thursday 2 October 2014

Frozen to Death


Soooooooooooo I mades myself a new Sim...
 

Image and video hosting by TinyPic Honestly now I'm not that much of a Disney fan, particularly since they switched from hand-drawn animation to CGI, but I couldn't resist making a little Elsa Simmie. Frozen is just ace.


Image and video hosting by TinyPic Immediately after creating Elsa I popped her down into a world of perceptual Winter. I gave her a nice house, however the house was so nice I felt Elsa would need to have a roommate in order to help pay the bills.


Image and video hosting by TinyPic Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Death.


Image and video hosting by TinyPic Yup, what better roomie for the Snow Queen than the Grim Reaper? He moved with his dog Satan for company.


Image and video hosting by TinyPic It seemed like Elsa and Grim hit it off straight away, particularly as they soon went off to build a snowman together.

Cheeky fucking bitch! All those times her sister wanted to build a snowman and she said no, and then she goes and packs snow with the first guy she meets! Scandalous.


Image and video hosting by TinyPic Yes, they made a lovely snowman, but I just can't support this kind of hypocrisy.


Image and video hosting by TinyPic So of course I sent SimFury round to put a stop to this nonsense.


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